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Jeppson's - Malort
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Reviewers on Drink Spirits and Chicago Magazine describe Malort as famously polarizing: John Hodgman says it 'tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak.' The brutal wormwood bitterness lingers nearly half an hour. A cult Chicago shot, beloved as a punishment ritual but panned as a sipper. Acquired taste only.
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